Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

hair thing

n: like a hair tie or rubber band a peice of elastic w/o that lame peice of metal covered in like fabric or something. that one might use to put their hair back with.

Hey baby hand me that hair thing

by sherrice March 22, 2005

makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

HAIRTONGUE

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

by seanyB September 5, 2010

hairthong

triangle of hair above manass that travels around to the other side to give the visual appearance of a thong made of hair

Bob, pull up your drawers, your hairthong is peeking.

by Sachiel May 4, 2005