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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
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hair thing 

n: like a hair tie or rubber band a peice of elastic w/o that lame peice of metal covered in like fabric or something. that one might use to put their hair back with.
Hey baby hand me that hair thing
hair thing by sherrice March 22, 2005

makeout hair poof thing 

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout
Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

hairthong 

triangle of hair above manass that travels around to the other side to give the visual appearance of a thong made of hair
Bob, pull up your drawers, your hairthong is peeking.
hairthong by Sachiel May 4, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026