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Hair Doo 

N.
While in the 69 position, the man or woman slowly defecates in a steady stream of diarrhea, producing a 'shampoo' for said mate to enjoy and giving the recipient a whole new hair 'doo'. Leave this one to the pros.
Dammit, Steven gave me another hair doo last night; It's going to take a year to get it all out!
Hair Doo by BroBRo Chill May 12, 2009
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arabian hair doo 

After a hot and sweaty day you take your sack sweat and put it all over someones hair
When funk passed out, I totaly gave him an arabian hair doo
arabian hair doo by coniff October 4, 2006

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani 

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

Putting dooky braidz in your hair 

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.
Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL
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