Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022

Tones

Thomas Ostega AKA a sexy Trinidadan and Tobagoan

He is so sweet and rubbed my back after I cried over my mom not believing my side of the story as a child. - Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Asenai Zigita

A sexy Eritrean who moved to Boulder, CO

It's beautiful there so I hope he's having fun - Kelsey about Asenai Zigita

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Edna

A BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman

She ain't no whale, she's a BBCW - Kelsey to Edna

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Mrs. Zentmeyer

Mrs. Zentmeyer, AKA cent mountain, do you give me permission to marry your sexy ass son?

Capers, son of Mrs. Zentmeyer, how is it gonna be?

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha

That's MY GIRL

Don't be fucking with my Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha - Kelsey and she said "I ain't worried about nothin" lol she cray cray and I love it

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022