Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Black Wanda

A sweet Cheetah Queen

I hope my babies are watching Bebe Cecies at their grandparents' new house - Kelsey to Black Wanda

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha

That's MY GIRL

Don't be fucking with my Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha - Kelsey and she said "I ain't worried about nothin" lol she cray cray and I love it

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Latto

We gonna WIN IT

HAHA, HAHA, HAHA. Got that big big energyyyy ;) - Latto

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022