kcsknowsbest's definitions

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO

"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Black Wanda

A sweet Cheetah Queen

I hope my babies are watching Bebe Cecies at their grandparents' new house - Kelsey to Black Wanda

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Juanjo Conuemil

He can definitely lick my cookie - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

He said he could lick my cono and make me go loco! - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Tones

Thomas Ostega AKA a sexy Trinidadan and Tobagoan

He is so sweet and rubbed my back after I cried over my mom not believing my side of the story as a child. - Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

MMS

A dumb a sexy Bolivian who is definitely invited to the Cookout and can clean my pipes. ;)

Damn Marcelo, you wanna fuck me in the ass again or what? - Kelsey over MMS

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022