Mutyaba

A very nice man with a BBC that's definitely invited to the "Cookout."

"Do you mean you're gonna pick your kids up and take them to the Cookout restaurant or that Calendario was on the way to Winston-Salem to change his number then took a wrong turn to see Cinnamon and she threatned to pull an R. Kelly on him?" Mutyaba to Kelsey. Kelsey's like "Basically cause that's my girl."

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022

Case Curry

A sexy white boy blue-eyed vegan

He gay but daz cool. actually he's just bisexual - Kelsey about Case Curry

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

A sexy Croatian

DID YOU SEE THAT SEXY CROATIAN ON TUMBLR!?!?!!?!?1 HE HAD ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS AND I WANTED TO FUCK HIM IMMEDIATELY. NAW THAT WAS DEYVIS AND OMG I WANNA RIDE HIM LIKE A RODEO

"Are you tired baby? Let me stimulate the G-spot." - A sexy Croatian to Kelsey.

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022

Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ

Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022