William Stone

Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.

His mom was like WILLIAM STONE I'MMA BEAT DAT ASS

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha

That's MY GIRL

Don't be fucking with my Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha - Kelsey and she said "I ain't worried about nothin" lol she cray cray and I love it

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022

Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ

Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Juanjo Conuemil

He can definitely lick my cookie - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

He said he could lick my cono and make me go loco! - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022