haney

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on

p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you

by - .. .-. .. .- May 1, 2011

Haney

A Powerfull god-like Being with a Huge Monster Cock

P.1 Hey are you A Haney? No? i wish i was! :(

I wish i was a Haney i wish i could be him he is so powerful and amazing give me that BIG FAT 12 INCH MONSTER COCK

by Krusades June 11, 2018

Haney

God like being with a I MEAN A GIANT FUCKING PENIS! this nigga haney just wowow omg i wish my Boy Friend was HANEY?!

omg....

Girl 1: Hey have you seen haney?
Girl 2: Yes, he just fucked the shit out of me with that 13 inch monster that thing has a mind of its own :O

by IjustloveBIGBITCHES March 13, 2019

Haney

Sucker of clocks

He's such a Haney

by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

Haney kids

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland

Those haney kids are so greasy

by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018

Haney Lallman

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe

That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

by Immabadbitchucantkillme November 19, 2018

haney arc

when you’re starting to do drugs, loan money from others, date minors etc.

dude you’ve been smokin so much coke!you’re on your haney arc!

by littlesnowcold45 February 6, 2022