Skip to main content
A Powerfull god-like Being with a Huge Monster Cock

P.1 Hey are you A Haney? No? i wish i was! :(
I wish i was a Haney i wish i could be him he is so powerful and amazing give me that BIG FAT 12 INCH MONSTER COCK
Haney by Krusades June 11, 2018
God like being with a I MEAN A GIANT FUCKING PENIS! this nigga haney just wowow omg i wish my Boy Friend was HANEY?!

omg....
Girl 1: Hey have you seen haney?
Girl 2: Yes, he just fucked the shit out of me with that 13 inch monster that thing has a mind of its own :O
Haney by IjustloveBIGBITCHES March 13, 2019
He's such a Haney
Haney by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

Haney kids 

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland
Those haney kids are so greasy
Haney kids by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018

Haney Lallman 

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe
That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

haney arc 

when you’re starting to do drugs, loan money from others, date minors etc.
dude you’ve been smokin so much coke!you’re on your haney arc!
haney arc by littlesnowcold45 February 6, 2022