haney

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on

p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you

by - .. .-. .. .- April 13, 2011

Haney

A Powerfull god-like Being with a Huge Monster Cock

P.1 Hey are you A Haney? No? i wish i was! :(

I wish i was a Haney i wish i could be him he is so powerful and amazing give me that BIG FAT 12 INCH MONSTER COCK

by Krusades May 30, 2018

by zapperrr December 23, 2008

God like being with a I MEAN A GIANT FUCKING PENIS! this nigga haney just wowow omg i wish my Boy Friend was HANEY?!

omg....

Girl 1: Hey have you seen haney?
Girl 2: Yes, he just fucked the shit out of me with that 13 inch monster that thing has a mind of its own :O

He's such a Haney

by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

by girlboss74 December 4, 2021

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick