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Slur used against heterosexuals, but often used to insult homosexuals by implying that they are straight
"I saw you with your boyfriend last night, bro. You're such a Hagert"
"kill yourself"
Hagert by I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!! August 23, 2022
Words you can keep
the definition of “faggot” towards heterosexual but often used to insult homosexuals(usually to imply they’re being straight jokingly)
“Dude, i saw you yesterday sitting with all those women. Hagert.”
“No i’m not a hagert. You know i am a himbo.”
Hagert by YunjinLee August 23, 2022

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
She is the best and most amazing friend in the world. She is stunning, sweet, great mother just straight up perfect. She doesn't realize how amazing she is because she is humble and kind and everybody loves and admires her. She is the best cousin in the world.
I am blessed to have an Hygerta as a family.
hygerta by Jerzeeydee May 26, 2021
One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!
wow Hager has really nice hair
Hager by sisters101 July 30, 2019

Hatertastic 

Definition Hatertastic: person(s) that surpass the level of hateraid. this means said person(s) hates on a consistant basis no matter the time or day.
EX: Dan hates on popular music everytime someone brings it up. he is hatertastic.
Hater Cynic crab critic douche
Hatertastic by J'hda August 20, 2013
Means when something is sketchy or ghetto or nasty.
Dude thats so hagerd.
hagerd by the nutmeg hottie May 15, 2006
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