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the definition of “faggot” towards heterosexual but often used to insult homosexuals(usually to imply they’re being straight jokingly)
“Dude, i saw you yesterday sitting with all those women. Hagert.”
“No i’m not a hagert. You know i am a himbo.”
Hagert by YunjinLee August 23, 2022

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
She is the best and most amazing friend in the world. She is stunning, sweet, great mother just straight up perfect. She doesn't realize how amazing she is because she is humble and kind and everybody loves and admires her. She is the best cousin in the world.
I am blessed to have an Hygerta as a family.
hygerta by Jerzeeydee May 26, 2021
One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!
wow Hager has really nice hair
Hager by sisters101 July 30, 2019

Hatertastic 

Definition Hatertastic: person(s) that surpass the level of hateraid. this means said person(s) hates on a consistant basis no matter the time or day.
EX: Dan hates on popular music everytime someone brings it up. he is hatertastic.
Hater Cynic crab critic douche
Hatertastic by J'hda August 20, 2013
Means when something is sketchy or ghetto or nasty.
Dude thats so hagerd.
hagerd by the nutmeg hottie May 15, 2006
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briefcake 

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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