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Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
Hag Bagging by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016
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Baggin A Hag 

When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.
johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!

robert: Isnt she about 40?

johnny: yeah, why?

robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?
Baggin A Hag by richardskull October 17, 2009
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hagnagging 

When a woman speaks in a particularly whiny and patronising way, usually in an attempt to disguise her own gross lack of knowledge on a certain subject. Usually begins with her asking people to stop mansplaining.
"Could you please stop mansplaining."

"If you stop hagnagging I will."
hagnagging by Whatsup78 March 27, 2017

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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