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Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
Hag Bagging by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016
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Baggin A Hag 

When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.
johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!

robert: Isnt she about 40?

johnny: yeah, why?

robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?
Baggin A Hag by richardskull October 17, 2009
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hagnagging 

When a woman speaks in a particularly whiny and patronising way, usually in an attempt to disguise her own gross lack of knowledge on a certain subject. Usually begins with her asking people to stop mansplaining.
"Could you please stop mansplaining."

"If you stop hagnagging I will."
hagnagging by Whatsup78 March 27, 2017