Hafuswa
One word: hot!. She has a way of making eyes turn to her, and is an amazing girlfriend. Down to earth, very reserved. It's all you can do not to like her, she is simply addictive!!
Hafuswa by Jeremy_ytn August 14, 2023
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Hafswa
Hafswa:
A person troubled by violent schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, emotional instability and water bottle dependency.
Befriending a Hafswa means befriending all 17 of her personalities as well. You'll never run out of people to talk to with her. The life of parties; the full package.
Haunted by emotional instability, she finds herself in delusional behaviour thinking she is more stable than she is (and buying lots of water bottles)
Her forehead has more hairs than money in her bank account; it's as baren as a desert and just as large as one.
Snorlax? Well, clearly you've never met a Hafswa. Sleeping 25 hours a day, she is in expert in conserving energy. However, don't be fooled into thinking she is low maintenance. The times she happens to be awake, she loves to spend her precious seconds scrolling for more water bottles *add to cart* and skincare (that doesn't care).
Ruining one word at a time in the English dictionary, she seeks y to redefine the indefinable and stutter every letter of the way. Nevertheless, she will maintain her position as objective and factual until her last breath.
If you happen to run into one then take heed of this warning and RUN AWAY (because she's mine)
Oh and never leave chocolate unattended in her presence.
Good luck.
A person troubled by violent schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, emotional instability and water bottle dependency.
Befriending a Hafswa means befriending all 17 of her personalities as well. You'll never run out of people to talk to with her. The life of parties; the full package.
Haunted by emotional instability, she finds herself in delusional behaviour thinking she is more stable than she is (and buying lots of water bottles)
Her forehead has more hairs than money in her bank account; it's as baren as a desert and just as large as one.
Snorlax? Well, clearly you've never met a Hafswa. Sleeping 25 hours a day, she is in expert in conserving energy. However, don't be fooled into thinking she is low maintenance. The times she happens to be awake, she loves to spend her precious seconds scrolling for more water bottles *add to cart* and skincare (that doesn't care).
Ruining one word at a time in the English dictionary, she seeks y to redefine the indefinable and stutter every letter of the way. Nevertheless, she will maintain her position as objective and factual until her last breath.
If you happen to run into one then take heed of this warning and RUN AWAY (because she's mine)
Oh and never leave chocolate unattended in her presence.
Good luck.
Ohhhh more water bottles? You're such a Hafswa.
You need to take your meds Hafswa
You're just as emotionally stable as a Hafswa
Damn jack, you sleep so much I would've thought you were a Hafswa.
You need to take your meds Hafswa
You're just as emotionally stable as a Hafswa
Damn jack, you sleep so much I would've thought you were a Hafswa.
Hafswa by Ilileforks February 21, 2024
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