Hadi’ritis 

A rare disease from which your wood increases in length at triple the normal human rate. This ‘third leg’ you develop makes your day-to-day life very hard, and makes ejaculation last up to 65 seconds.

Hadi’ritis has ruined my life. Girls are scared of my wood

Hadi’ritis by UnknownFed7731 August 15, 2018

hadiyitis 

hadiyitis: someone who is depressed 24/7 , posts on their social media about how sad they are and messes with the whole squad!
basically they’re sad all the time and have been for no apparent reason

“Sierra , I hate to tell you this .. but my final diagnosis is that he has Hadiyitis.”

“ He has no reason to be sad ! He has hadiyitis!”

hadiyitis by marissaslays October 5, 2017

hadiyitis 

An illness that is common among teens; similar to depression but much more complicated and serious.

“Hello doctor, I’ve been sad for quite some time. I don’t think I have depression; call me crazy, but I think I have developed hadiyitis.”

hadiyitis by ITTTTTTT October 5, 2017

hadiyitis 

An individual, usually a teenager, who is depressed 24/7 for no reason whatsoever;
They post on their social media complaining about how sad they are, solely for the attention;
They mess with the whole squad: tearing apart relationships and friendships in the action.

“That girl that was posting videos of her crying on Snapchat earlier? Yeah, she definitely has Hadiyitis.”
“Can you believe that my sister has been diagnosed with Hadiyitis? No wonder she’s been crying and messing with the whole squad!”

hadiyitis by ITTTTTTT October 6, 2017