Hovid
"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"
Hovid by The_Far_Shore October 4, 2020
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Hovid
Hovid. Pre Holiday Covid. You don't have it, but you have to act like you do (self-isolation, testing etc) because you don't want to get it before you go and not be able to get on the plane.
Hovid by TheShopKeeperAppeared March 10, 2022
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Hovid • hovid19 • Hovid Ass Shit • holiday • holidate • hoid • holiday beard • Holiday Taint • Holiday-whore • holiday tree
Hovid
A condition where getting Covid 19 while trying to have some sex starts getting increasingly appealing.
Hovid by Squanchinator August 15, 2020
Hovid
When you're so tired from Covid, but your Hoka shoes are so bouncy that you want to run, even though you know you shouldn't.
Hovid by Feigelbagel May 18, 2023
HOVID-19
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
HOVID-19 by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
Hovid Ass Shit
When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.
“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”
“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”
Hovid Ass Shit by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 11, 2020
The Holidaze
Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
The Holidaze by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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