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horse punch 

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
horse punch by gerje May 19, 2006

Punch the Horse

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.
Punch the Horse by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

Horse Puncher 

One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.
Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.

or

Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.
Horse Puncher by seaXcow September 18, 2012

house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.
"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"
house punch by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

Round house donkey punch 

Its like the donkey punch, except you put your partner in a choke hold them punch them in the face.
I had her doggie style, and gave her a round house donkey punch.

Horsemuncher 

1. One who consumes delicacies of the Equine variety
Greg is a massive horsemuncher. He loves to munch the horse. His horsemunching abilities far surpass those of anyone else ever. Horsemuncher.
Horsemuncher by afro_joe March 15, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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