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HORSE PUNCH 

SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.
i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.
HORSE PUNCH by Richie Roma August 1, 2008
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horse punch 

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
horse punch by gerje May 19, 2006

Punch the Horse

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.
Punch the Horse by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

Horse Puncher 

One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.
Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.

or

Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.
Horse Puncher by seaXcow September 18, 2012

house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.
"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"
house punch by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

Round house donkey punch 

Its like the donkey punch, except you put your partner in a choke hold them punch them in the face.
I had her doggie style, and gave her a round house donkey punch.

Horsemuncher 

1. One who consumes delicacies of the Equine variety
Greg is a massive horsemuncher. He loves to munch the horse. His horsemunching abilities far surpass those of anyone else ever. Horsemuncher.
Horsemuncher by afro_joe March 15, 2009
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