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Equine
Equine by Girlwithblackhair243 April 20, 2022
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equine actuary
Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.
equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013
Equine Necrobeastiality
To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
Equine Necrobeastiality by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004
equine enema
“Hey mate is Dave alright?”
“Nah mate he’s spangled, he just did an equine enema, he’s in the k-hole.”
“Nah mate he’s spangled, he just did an equine enema, he’s in the k-hole.”
equine enema by Timeo October 21, 2023
Equine American Princess
1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP
The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.
Equine American Princess by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013
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