equine

adj.

Of or relating to horses.

"He lost his shirt betting on equine competitions."

"The new arabian colt is a paragon of equine grace."

by blueagave April 5, 2006

Equine

A hot hunk who is sexy and has a big dick

bro that guys is deep an equine

by Girlwithblackhair243 April 20, 2022

Equine

Large four legged animal that comes in a variety of colors and markings.

There is an equine showjumping competition today.

by Dover4927 February 22, 2020

equine actuary

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

equine enema

Shelving some ketamine inside a gelatine capsule up your poop shoot.

“Hey mate is Dave alright?”
“Nah mate he’s spangled, he just did an equine enema, he’s in the k-hole.”

by Timeo October 21, 2023

Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP

The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.

by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013