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horniest 

To be the most horny out of everyone.
erik is the most horniest kid have ever seen.
horniest by erik hoooters June 9, 2005

The Horniest Experience Ever 

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.
Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

Post Drinking Hornies 

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest
-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.
hornest by majority May 22, 2014

ISO Hornies

Crypto investors who are infatuated with ISO 20022. Disinterested in all other messaging standards. Lose focus easily in a conversation. Likely to enter into a state of rage if the words 'market cap' are uttered in their presence.
When ISO 20022 is activated and nothing happens to price, ISO Hornies are gonna be devastated.
ISO Hornies by HodlZ March 20, 2023