HJÖRTUR 

BIG SEXY MUDAFUKA

DAMN DID U SEE THAT HJÖRTUR HE IS SO SEGGSY

HJÖRTUR by jonasvilbergergay September 17, 2020

Hjortur 

A handsome young fellow who is admired by everyone, especially the ladies!!!

"Omg! There is Hjortur, I wish I was wearing my best outfit so I could impress him, he is so handsome!"

Hjortur by Mr. Wonger August 1, 2012

Hjortur 

a homosexual hillbilly.

Oh no, the Hjortur saw us, let's run before he makes love to us.

Hjortur by John W. Ollis January 24, 2004

Hortur 

'Hortur' is swedish for 'Whore's Luck'. This simply means that a prostitute was bought and fucked by a attractive customer.

Whore: Who's my client for today?
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!

Hortur by The Antagonist July 29, 2006

hjörtfríður 

Hjörtfríður is a beautiful soul with an amazing sense of humour. She is fragile so be careful with what you say to her. She doesnt have alot of friends but in a very protective friend group which she is very close to. She is creative and you expect a very well done assignments and presentations from her in school or work. She is very good looking and alot of people like her but dont really show it.

hey there is Hjörtfríður i wish i could be more like her!

hjörtfríður by elenasoffia November 23, 2021

Hjørtur 

Male with female traits, often very long hair. likes alabama hotpockets. Is a certified pedofile and not to stop there, he is also an giga alchoholic.

Hjørtur is walking down the street looking mad female

Hjørtur by GG Burrito July 28, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019