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A person that is super pretty looking but is a huge dick.
Wow, that guy Tyler is a real HORTU.
HORTU by jmersh February 8, 2015
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Hortur • Hjortur • Hordur • Hörður • holtured • Horbury • horeur • horter • hortereby • HORTU
hor-eur hawr-er

-noun

A mash of all that is violent and beautiful. Generaly seen as high fashion meets tragic romance.
we need love to be tragic… we need love to be horeur.
horeur by EllieThePikachu June 24, 2010
A handsome young fellow who is admired by everyone, especially the ladies!!!
"Omg! There is Hjortur, I wish I was wearing my best outfit so I could impress him, he is so handsome!"
Hjortur by Mr. Wonger August 1, 2012

Hörður 

He si so hot but he is gay 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😭😭😭😭
Wow Hörður is sooooo fucking hot but he gay 😭

hortereby 

Noun: put simply, hortereby means bad timing. Derived from the french word heure meaning time, and the english word terrible.
An extract from an unpublished novel:

I walked into the room with great hortereby, to find my parents attempting to get a new uncle for my son.
hortereby by KoH November 7, 2008
Hordur is a human with a huge penis(dick) and is a Icelandic name

He likes women but not men
Oh shit he’s a boss, no he’s a Hordur
Hordur by Nah b, u a hoe April 12, 2019
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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