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Hippocrit 

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noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
Hippocrit by Truthinese July 29, 2012
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Hippocrit 

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A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Hippocrit by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

Hippocrit 

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A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.
Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.
Hippocrit by Tj567 October 10, 2019

HIPPOcrit 

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This man flip flops on just about everything he says. He is a HIPPOcrit.
HIPPOcrit by Dragon Slayer 1 September 23, 2011

hippocritic 

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This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

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Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.
I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.
hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippiecrite 

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Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.
Virginia, you live a block away but drive to school anyways, you're a hippiecrite.
hippiecrite by oronoian December 25, 2010
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