Hippocritopotamus
Hippocritopotamus by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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hypocritopotamus
This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
hypocritopotamus by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008
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hippocritapotamus
A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves
1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.
hippocritapotamus by Zapx October 17, 2008
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
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