Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

hypocritopotamus

This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.

The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.

Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!

Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!

by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008

hippocritapotamus

A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves

1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.

by Zapx October 17, 2008