Douchebag: I wanna go see some dead people and eat cake!

Travel Agent: Hmmm. That's a tricky one. Are you minted?

Douchebag: Yup.

Travel Agent: Oh, then that's easy. You need to go to Highgate.

Highgate by Rico_Ch3z April 20, 2015

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highwater sleeves

sleeves that do not reach your wrist. forearm length.

Jessica has highwater sleeves!

highwater sleeves by LINDA ON December 27, 2008

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Highdrate

The act of adding water to a drug or mind altering substance in the hopes of producing a viable mind expanding hydrate. A practical, water-soluble substance that once imbibed, quenches thirst while also delivering a long lasting and powerful high.

Not wanting his buzz to wear off, and inflicted with a terrible thirst, Jim combined his remaining supply of weed with his illegal stash of FDA banned Red bull.

Man, I'm so highdrated right now, I could run a marathon with both legs tied behind my ass.

Highdrate by Fantastic fred April 9, 2013

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Highgate Mum

A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their £20,000 a year private school.

1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose

Highgate Mum by MultiTrack June 26, 2021

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