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Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.
"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."
Hofolio by Angstd May 16, 2008
Related Words
HFOFO • hofo • hoforganist • hfool • Hoffomania • hofford • HOFOA • hofob • Hofofic • Hofofoof

hoforganist 

hey let’s go hoforganist

another meaning for

“hey let’s go north mall”

which means

“sex?”
hoforganist by sex, north mall January 16, 2021

Hoffomania 

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.
The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.
Hoffomania by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006
someone who is either homophobic or hates gays/bisexuals, would verbally or physically object to being hugged by a person of the same sex, or seeing such
can also be referred to as 'foho'
A: Did you hear that Adrian beat some guy up for touching him?
B: Yeah, he's such a hofo
hofo by openmindedhofohater June 27, 2008
Short for 'homophobic', spelt phonetically how it sounds.

Someone who hates/fears homosexuality or homosexuals.
John: Did you hear, Matt's gay! That's so gross.
Luke: Hey man, don't be such a hofo.
Hofo by crayolaxsunshine April 15, 2010
One answer to the question, "Is that person a whore". Meaning "ho for sure".
Frank: Is Debbie a whore?

Mike: She's a hofosho.
hofosho by Batost March 11, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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