A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.
someone who is either homophobic or hates gays/bisexuals, would verbally or physically object to being hugged by a person of the same sex, or seeing such
can also be referred to as 'foho'
A: Did you hear that Adrian beat some guy up for touching him?
B: Yeah, he's such a hofo
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.