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Hesburgerking 

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.
The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?
Hesburgerking by jassuran June 18, 2023

harshberger 

harshberger is a fuckin bad ass
harshberger by dick-banger April 8, 2011

Herburger 

1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.

2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal
1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"

2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"
Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012

Harshbarger 

A hand job done with sand to create bloody, sandy penis.
That harshbarger felt really great, babe.
Harshbarger by spa62678 October 6, 2008

hesburger 

A restaurant in Finland and Estonia where you can eat burger meals and stuff just like in McDonald’s. You can eat even onion rings and stuff, it’s bussin.
Hey bro should we eat at Hesburger?

Hell yeah let’s go!
hesburger by micotine August 30, 2021

Harshbarger 

To leave the ocean naked, bath in dry sand, and bury your sandy snake in between supple ass-mounds.
I harshbargered the hell out of that girl!
Harshbarger by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012
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