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¹A slang for "Helmet" with one additional L, making HELL and HELMET, like pain and suffer.

²A Roblox Helmet-Camera third-person shooter about breaching and clearing rooms simulator genre, created by Sensei_Developer. You play as one out of three Nusian soldiers (Aradus, Kaska, Calar) who are being sent for sessions to engage during Guesan Civil War.
CALAR: Hey guys, can I tell you something?
KASKA: What's that?
CALAR: If i don't make it, please find my parents.
HELLMET (Currently Aradus): Don't worry, I'm no leader, but i'll try my best.
HELLMET by HiyaFellas June 23, 2024
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Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Fish Helmet 

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.
Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.
Fish Helmet by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

Hellbetty 

A female counterpart to what is known as a Hellbilly. Non-traditional country folk who like metal as well and gettin' loud. Hellbetty was coined by Hank III for female fans.
Every country boy at that bar was checking out the Hellbetty
Hellbetty by Kuntry June 25, 2012

buff helmets 

The act of sucking dick
"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark
buff helmets by buckalope December 4, 2009

brodie helmet 

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible
Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"
brodie helmet by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019