Hayzee

Noun. A dynamic man who does not let facts get in the way of his stories. The name and term were inspired by a successful and well regarded trial lawyer, because his advocacy style has been described by clients, judges and opposing counsel as: “expensive”, “a masterpiece work of art”, “thorough”, “he’d litigate with God and win” and a “donkey punch.”

You better watch out for Hayzee— the super-lawyer, he’ll make you want to confess all your crimes and pay top dollar at the same time.