hape 

Verb. Forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Noun. The act of forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Verb: "I had the suspicion that Ellen was going to hape me after she had another cocktail."

Noun: "I am going to report a hape if you don't get your Long Island meathooks off my friend."

hape by KChurch January 2, 2008

hape 

an emotion. feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.

jonny: i like your bangz
claire: thank you, that makes me so hape!

hape by louafsique August 8, 2020

hape 

The hape is a rare creature which appears to be a strange combination of a horse and an ape. Key identifying features of this beast include a full, thick unibrow, large nostils, and hair that resembles that of the hairgirl. It seldom grooms itself and is a hunter-killer. The hape dwells in a middle class community, unknown to most who live there.

The hape will find an innocent person at random, stalk every move, lure him or her into its trap, and refuse to let go. Not many have survived this, and those who have are unable to speak of it, in fear that the hape may return.

However, although the hape may appear tough on the outside, do not let this deceive you. The hape often relies heavily on its mother to take responsibility for many things such as making phone calls, inviting people to its parties, etc. Its mother is extremely protective. If you dare to hang up the phone on her, prepare yourself for a barrage of angry calls from her. Calling her back may very well result in your phone number being blocked and a call to the police.

Keep your distance from the hape, and especially its mother. It is best observed from afar.

"The hape's mom called me, and then blocked my number!"

hape by The Mad Ninja January 7, 2006

HAPE 

pronounced happy.

Stands for Hill's Annual Polar Expedition.

Hey, where we going for HAPE this year?

HAPE by Luther2 August 31, 2006

hape 

Pronounce as /'harpee/ in Chinese. The word comes from Sichuan/Chongqing dialect and means idiot.

Hitting on Xi Jinping's wife makes him a real hape.

hape by magrabee May 13, 2019

Hapenis 

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

Hapenis by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

Hapeing 

Originated in the not so distant future amongst a few people. It is clearly a mixture of two words, which are: 'hug' and 'rape'. Therefore to be haped is being hug-raped,another form of being hugged so intensly that it's almost like the person is trying to rape their victim.

A firey hug that involves alot of pysical contact, and two of more people being close...

adrx:(grabs his m8 n hugs her tightly)

m8:bloody ell man dats abit tight for my likin'

adrx:shut up silly im hapeing u! :D

Hapeing by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004