Hands off

When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick

Her pussy was so good that I came hands off

by DaMan10036 October 16, 2016

Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

by underdawg November 10, 2008

Hands off my Kool-aid

Taken from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Meaning 'Stay away from her, she's mine'

Justice Kisses Jay and he walks away, Silent Bob puckers his lips for a kiss, Jay grabs him.

'Hands off my Kool-aid!'

And pulls him away.

by Wolfgang Killmaster April 15, 2011

HANDS OFF MY CAWK

A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK

by Slapp June 27, 2021

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010