hammies

Any miscellaneous item that you blame your friends for stealing. when they really didn't

Leah: Why'd you steal my hammies?
Chyna: I DIDNT! JENNY TOOK YOUR HAMMIES I SAW HER!

by calluses August 17, 2009

Hammies

Slang for Prostitute

I nailed that hammie good last night, and it only cost me a nickle.

by Don Doherty August 31, 2005

hammies

n: slang term for a beer or brew, perferably in a can.

After we skiied all day, we sat in the parking lot and downed a few hammies.

by t.salted.cracka September 4, 2009

Hammies

A greek term for a gay family, filled with blubber.
Synonym: Worthless Fatass's
Antonym: Skinny

The Hammies got toiletpapered because theyre f*ing fat.
or
Hammies dinner bell is ringing...again.

by im an asshole September 13, 2004

the hemmies

A commonly used term in Southern Louisiana to describe or name a real ass group of friends who have been around for a while.

Yeah the hemmies and I are going later, you coming?

by BSausage February 21, 2021

hammie

One who has great knowledge.
A juggler of several trains of thought presented by several types of people.

That hammie has the perfect response for everything....he is very wise.

by amnesiavictim January 7, 2012

hammied

extremely intoxicated

i got so hammied last night that i had to get my stomach pumped

by imhammied March 5, 2009