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also known as the Maori Dance, haka is a "War chant" that is usually performed by The All Blacks rugby team before a rugby match to intimidate the other team
"Ah and here are the Alll Blacks to perform their haka dance as usual"
haka by bballplaya_23 July 16, 2005
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scary, intimidating, shit inducing maori war dance made popular by the All Blacks rugby team.
We need to scare that other team with something like the haka, make them shit their pants.
haka by die-lawn May 10, 2007
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Hakan Hakai hakar Hakarra Hakaioken hakala Hakana Hakansson Hakase hakash
the scariest fucking thing you will ever see performed by anyone that was made even more terrifying by the All Blacks rugby team of New Zealand
Tim: So how did you do in the rugby game yesterday

Phil: I was doing fine until i pissed myself out of sheer terror at the pregame Haka
Haka by Matt Cross August 4, 2008

Haka Bullshit 

The act of forcing your own culture unto another person(s) culture.
Also used as an utterance in reference to unpleasantly incessant use of culture as a means of virtue signalling.
Not to be confused with a Haka Solid or a Haka Greatness
Troy: Check out my new boil-up t-shirt. It's awesome, right?
Josh: Get the fuck out of here with that Haka Bullshit, boi.
Haka Bullshit by Almuemadan August 3, 2018

Haka Hee' 

-Short for "Half-Cab Heel" which is a trick performed in skateboarding.
After landing the half-cab heel, Steven yells out in excitement,"Haka Hee' Fuu!" while everyone laughs at his funny way of saying it.
Haka Hee' by Carlos Nolguen February 25, 2008

Haka laka laka 

The sound that geeks make when they are in heat.

haka bink 

When something is so lush you need to throw out a 'haka bink'
This cave is 'haka bink'.
haka bink by Shadderz March 3, 2021
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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