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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.
hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.
1 am

Girl: .....
Hákon: u up?
Hákon by Gamligaur December 4, 2019
Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.
hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.
1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦
Hákon by Gamligaur December 4, 2019
Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))
Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!
The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
Håkon by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016
A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday
Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.
Håkon by Håkon M September 11, 2019
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