gym dick

Gym dick is a result of enduring marathon days inside of a gymnasium for a wrestling tournament or similar event. The dick becomes listless and withdrawn, and no amount of staring at members of the opposite sex can revive it. You know you have gym dick when you go to the bathroom and the dick has recoiled, becoming wrinkled, clammy, and possibly tucked into its own sack.

Guy 1: I'm worried. When I went the bathroom the 12th time today, I couldn't find my dick. Then I found it, but I couldn't stretch it far enough to pull it out of my zipper. I finally had to go to a stall and piss with my pants around my ankles.

Guy 2: That's just gym dick. I have it too.

gym dick by dvk2000 January 16, 2013

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Gym Dick

Refers to temporary penis shrinkage that occurs after a man finishes a long workout. Problem is typically magnified when cardio is added to the workout.

**In locker room** haha, what's up babydick! I guess you could call that a cock.

Fuck off man, I got gym dick.

Gym Dick by IIIEZ_ February 20, 2010

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Gym Dick • Bad Gym Dick • gym • gym teacher • gym class • Gym Meet • gym bunny • gym sock • gym class hero • gym class heroes

Gym Dick

The girth gained while at the gym while you use an elypical machine behind arousing woman on treadmill.

Ooohh it felt so good between my legs whilst I stared at that little nugget in front of me. She gave me some serious Gym Dick.

Gym Dick by Genomac August 21, 2009

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Gym Dick

A person who has a large flaccid penis who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room.

The guy next to me loves to walk around with his "gym dick"

Gym Dick by WJA January 26, 2006

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Bad Gym Dick

A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.

Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."

Bad Gym Dick by Craigsy April 15, 2013

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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