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greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008
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greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.
Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.
greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017

dweebtard 

Insult deriving from the marriage of 'dweeb' and 'tard'. Put in as a replacement for insults such as artard, retard, fucktard, lametard, and so on.
God DAMN, why are you such a dweebtard?
dweebtard by TRIP November 13, 2004

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.
" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "
Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010

Weebtard 

A weebtard is a weeaboo (White person obsessed with japanese culture and anime) who is also retarded. One may argue that all weeaboos are retarded; suggesting all weeaboos are then weebtards. That would be correct.
I called the 40 year old virgin a weebtard and he then pulled a katana on me.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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