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greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008
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greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.
greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017

dweebtard 

Insult deriving from the marriage of 'dweeb' and 'tard'. Put in as a replacement for insults such as artard, retard, fucktard, lametard, and so on.
God DAMN, why are you such a dweebtard?
dweebtard by TRIP November 13, 2004

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.
" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "
Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010

Weebtard 

A weebtard is a weeaboo (White person obsessed with japanese culture and anime) who is also retarded. One may argue that all weeaboos are retarded; suggesting all weeaboos are then weebtards. That would be correct.
I called the 40 year old virgin a weebtard and he then pulled a katana on me.