Gwafflestomp

The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.

"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"

"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."

by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023

wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak July 5, 2010

Cleveland Wafflestomp

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

Wafflestomped

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006

Wafflestompish

of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.

You better chicky-check yourself before i get all wafflestompish on you.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008