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A disease which prevents people from talking to the opposite gender. It is very contagious.
That niqqa has zero bitches cuz he got gwabs
Gwabs by Tuks_Gunene May 15, 2022
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A person who blathers on continuously, poking their nose into other people's business and talking about people behind their backs.
"She's the nosiest poke-nose gabshite in the whole of Craiglang!"
gabshite by StillGame December 4, 2016
Gwash is the definition of being a type of weird. When someone calls you gwash it is a way of telling you that whatever you did was unique in a weird way.

Being gwash can sometimes be a good thing, but not always. If you say something that is like a really bad pun then you may be called gwash. Or if you act weirdly you can be called gwash. The only time it may be a good thing is if what you are doing is funny, or what you have said is funny.
Dude that joke was terrible, did you make that yourself? You are so gwash.

Don’t be gwash.

The pose you just pulled was so gwash (hahaha)

The gwashness of your joke was terrible
Gwash by Zimbogirl September 11, 2018
A person, place or thing that is uncool, unpopular, lame or just disliked.
Jerry is gwash, I ain't fucking with him no more.

Your mom's house is gwash let's go to mine.

Your gwash

Your dank is gwash
Gwash by LuckyFuvka November 19, 2019
someone who does something that is stupid or unnessery
Megan kisses her cat alot, she is such a gabshite.
gabshite by ira dla August 25, 2009

Gwashism 

Gwashism (or in slang terms 'Gwash') is a somewhat polytheistic religion based on the concept that most of the worlds problems come from religion.

The teachings of Gwash state that all humans should treat each other equally regardless of skin color, sexuality, or even religion.

Gwashism is often debated whether its a group or a religion, considering that people who do convert to Gwashism are asked politely to keep their belief in their deity (if they have a belief in a god at all) to themselves in order to avoid conflict. With Gwash you have the freedom to believe in any god you want, or even not believe in one, and practice any other religion you want.

Gwashism is mainly about being able to communicate fairly with all other people and learning to accept the fact that everyone has a different opinion and sometimes they won't agree.
1.) Jon: Ugh. I just can't fit in.

Mary: You should get into Gwashism then.

2.) Randy: My religion is Christianity! Gays are bad! God is good!

Mark: Well my religion is Gwashism, everyone is good in a way, and so is the god that I believe in.
Gwashism by Gustafer October 21, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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