guvnor 

This is another term for "the Boss", (always a fella)he is the top hardman, depending on background he will be eitha a complete cunt and walk aroudn doin what ever he wants, or he could be the generous, forgivin type who dont want 2 fight but he just happens 2 be hard as nails. he is always top-dog.

fuckin hell tyrone, dont u know hes the guvnor? hel knock u sparko

guvnor by kiroe September 17, 2008

Guvnor Squat

When a man is able to pick up some girls over his shoulders, lift them up like a rag doll and is ready to give them a good time.

Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.

That’s the guvnor squat

Guvnor Squat by The Curry Club December 1, 2025

Monkey Guvnor 

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

Monkey Guvnor by Pillga January 16, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021

Savage guvnotopia 

The moment when you are visiting your girlfriend and you catch her in the middle of a mandingo party with several guys from tanzania and she lies to you that they are her cousins from abroad and you were all just playing doctor to remember good old times

Al was served a savage guvnotopia while visiting his girlfriend Lucina unnanounced

Savage guvnotopia by BogusAnalus February 24, 2021

Gulnora 

Gulnora is angel ,she has beautiful smile and the sound of her laugh warms you like the sun.She is an incredibly talented person for whom nothing is impossible.She is very loyal and patient,so words are not enough to say how magical she is .

I love you like Gulnora love Orzu .

Gulnora by Samaliya November 23, 2021

guvenor 

cokney slang for a friend

thanks for that guvenor or c ya later guvenor

guvenor by danny pulseman June 28, 2005