Gutlog 

When something is so gutting a log gets stuck in your throat

There’s shit all over my pants and it’s not even mine. Gutlog.

Gutlog by Lozzylosbourne August 19, 2018

gutlord 

A large man, one who needs to eat less and get out more.

Who's that gutlord marching!? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise!

gutlord by Blurring Effigy October 13, 2007

guttog 

A term used in the south wales valleys but spreading quickly.. originated from the small village of Pontrhydyfen,and spread through the Neath Port Talbot area. It is a corruption of 'gutting' or a term of expressing misfortune..

'I was propa guttog when he said that butt'
'guttog boy'
'Dai's guttog with than in he'

guttog by Joshboy May 22, 2008

gutlock 

when a middle aged man with a significant spread bends down to his shoe lace and is hampered with his own gut.

when a man is layed horizontal in bed and cannot see his own penis due to gut lock

nick said to marv i couldnt tie my laces this morning mate, coz of my gutlock

gutlock by marvshortformarvin January 7, 2019

gutlord 

large beastly creature, blurry in photographs, made of mythology

that gutlord was painted black

gutlord by johannes thier October 6, 2006

gutloaf 

A slang term for Safeway's signature meatloaf. Specifically, the package of hot meatloaf that can be found near the deli, underneath the heatlamps. Gutloaf is best served on a hoagie roll with generous amounts of Heinz 57 sauce, or Sweet Baby Ray's sauce. You can make gutloaf even more edible by adding swiss cheese and onions to your gutloaf sandwich, followed by wrapping the sandwich in a paper towel and lightly heating it to warm the bun. Add some pepperoncinis for additional flavor.

A word of warning: Gutloaf can often lead to sudden, massive bowel movements.

"Dude, that gutloaf last night did a number on me. It left streaks in the toilet bowl at work."

gutloaf by MoarRipter March 19, 2010

gulog

a rude annoying person who only cares about themselves

Don’t be such a gulog

gulog by 1Negro11 March 11, 2023