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Gutlog by Lozzylosbourne August 19, 2018
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gutlock
when a middle aged man with a significant spread bends down to his shoe lace and is hampered with his own gut.
when a man is layed horizontal in bed and cannot see his own penis due to gut lock
when a man is layed horizontal in bed and cannot see his own penis due to gut lock
gutlock by marvshortformarvin January 7, 2019
gutloaf
A slang term for Safeway's signature meatloaf. Specifically, the package of hot meatloaf that can be found near the deli, underneath the heatlamps. Gutloaf is best served on a hoagie roll with generous amounts of Heinz 57 sauce, or Sweet Baby Ray's sauce. You can make gutloaf even more edible by adding swiss cheese and onions to your gutloaf sandwich, followed by wrapping the sandwich in a paper towel and lightly heating it to warm the bun. Add some pepperoncinis for additional flavor.
A word of warning: Gutloaf can often lead to sudden, massive bowel movements.
A word of warning: Gutloaf can often lead to sudden, massive bowel movements.
gutloaf by MoarRipter March 19, 2010