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gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.
OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!
gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018
Related Words
gust • gussy • gusset • guats • guss • gussin • Gustaf • Gussie • Gussi • gussed

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

grant gustin 

A dorky and amazing actor, and singer he can put a smile on your face within seconds
Grant Gustin is truly an amazing guy he means the world to me.
grant gustin by youraveragefangirl October 18, 2014

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert
Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

grant gustin 

the fastest man alive and hottest man alive
no explanation needed look up grant gustin and you'll be good
grant gustin by jalenegm234 January 3, 2017

gustav ahr 

Gustav Ahr is the utter perfection also known as Lil Peep. Lil Peep was a soundcloud rapper that was gaining a lot of recognition and fame before he accidentally overdosed on Xanax on November 15, 2017
gustav ahr by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 13, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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