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A holiday taken place December 23rd aka Christmas Eve eve. In celebration of Gus with very gusy activities, particularly outside.
Gusmas by FanJerry December 16, 2022
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GuyMaster 

A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.
My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!
GuyMaster by Double DD March 28, 2010

GISmaster 

Someone who is familiar with a Geographical Information System. However, these people are often mistaken for a jizzmaster.
Smitty is a GISmaster.
GISmaster by Bruce Smith December 10, 2008

Gasmaster 

You do not want to get on the wrong side of the Gasmaster.
Gasmaster by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.
Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?
German Gasmask by X4ndur August 9, 2006
when your mom gives you a samsung for christmas but you wanted an iphone. Usually leads to suicide.
John died on Gnusmas
Gnusmas by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

Me Gustas Tu 

Spanish for I Like You
it's not the kind of "like" one has for just a friend, it's something you say to your significant other or someone you want to be your significant other
Male: Me gustas tu, quieres estar my novia
(I like you, do you want to be my girlfriend)
Female: Si me gustaria mucho
(Yes, i would like that alot)
Me Gustas Tu by LlamaTrauma March 7, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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