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when your mom gives you a samsung for christmas but you wanted an iphone. Usually leads to suicide.
John died on Gnusmas
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

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The politically correct way of calling someone fat.
Jon is horizontally expanded.
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

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aka faggot

plz accept m8
jon is such a fajota
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

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A jigglow is someone who has so much fat that whenever they take a step the fat jiggles. The nipples/breasts are the jiggliest part.
Catalina is such a jigglow. She needs to lose some weight.
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

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A cross between a fat hoe and a pug. Either cute or ugly.
OMG! Look at that Puggy kid!
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