Definitions by Hoboman

littlest hobo 

Canadian Television show.The best Television show ever.

It was about a dog who went around helping people. It also had the best theme song ever.

"Theres a voice that keeps on calling me,
Down the road is where I'll always be,
Every stop i make,
I make a new friend,
Cant stay for long just turn around
and I'm Gone again"

Lassie is the Littlest Hobos bitch.

littlest hobo by hoboman February 13, 2004

Gurpish

The act of being lazy, incompetent and overall stupid.

Additonally, you could look like a guppy.

Gurpreet is very stupid and is thus gurpish.

Gurpish by Hoboman November 26, 2003

task

an adjective to describe something you dont want to do but many times, do want to do.

man, i aint goin to the beer store, thats so task.

person1: go get food.
person2: TASK!
person1: go fag.
person2: dude, thats so task
person1: i know, go homo
person2: gay.

task by hoboman September 12, 2003

Solid 

something you might say in confirmation, or congratulations to someone who either did something tight, or when you are on the same wavelength.

joe: i tapped that ass
me: solid


me: poon hunt
joe: solid


me: wheres the beer
joe: i got 10 foteys
me: solid

Solid by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey shlong 

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

donkey shlong by hoboman September 12, 2003

doosh 

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

doosh by hoboman September 12, 2003

scrotally 

similar to totally, but with a scrotal factor.

dude, that performance was scrotally stupid.

man, lets get some beer.
scrotally.

dude, is that guy a homo?
scrotally.

you are scrotally infected with herpes.
i know.

scrotally by hoboman September 12, 2003