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the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...
example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)
Gurnial by Getloose November 25, 2009
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gurgitator 

"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.
"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"
gurgitator by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006

Gurgalurg 

Gurgalurg is sweeping the nation. Use it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Use it when you’re feeling mad and frustrated.

Instead of shit- gurgalurg!
someone is being rude

He’s so gurgalurg.

you stub your toe

GURGALURG!
Gurgalurg by clothepro December 29, 2019
Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.
Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes
Gurgis by Battyguy July 13, 2019

gurgaladoo 

gas that develops from nervousness in a situation.
i was on a blind date last night with this really hot chick, i was pretty nervous and i got all gurgaladoo
gurgaladoo by attnsacgonflable January 13, 2009
Synonymous with taint. The no-man's-land skin between the shit shute and the whack bag or snizz.
After biking for an hour, my gurgilla gets all numby and wants to fall off.
gurgilla by -HEF- December 19, 2008