Guimpy

annoying friend that has corny jokes to say. Overly loud. can be very boastful. yet always try to cheer you up. acts like a little child. is nice

Dude that Guimpy kid is so annoying but hes nice

by define_perf March 18, 2019

gimpy cunt

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.

What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt

by PerkieD September 10, 2016

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

gumpy little geck

Something you call someone who says something completely ridiculous.

" Looking good Ben"
" Justine you're a gumpy little geck!"

by Justineiscool October 14, 2013

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

Gumpytickle

(Noun): Gumpytickle is the name for the most gorgeous little girl in the world.

She is smart, has eyes that pierce right through you and most of all... she loves to bite! Laptops, teddy bears and noses; yes Gumpytickle as cute as she may seem is a baby ninja.

Reem is such a little Gumpytickle.

by Ser3ndipity January 24, 2011

guilpy

Feeling simultaneously happy and guilty about something. Applies only to non malicious forms of guilt.

You're saying goodbye to your boyfriend and he misses his flight. You feel so guilpy, that is you feel partially responsible but happy for the extra time that you will gain together.

by ChaRlie aRcher giRl July 8, 2014