Gaimon

A gaimon is a person whose every opinion is horribly wrong. They don't even try to hide it and every person around them is aware of this fact.

The person can be called a gaimon, or they can commit a gaimon.

Dude, this guy's opinion is so wrong, I think he just pulled a gaimon.

Gaimon by justsomenibba June 3, 2020

Gaimon

A gaimon is a person whose every opinion is horribly wrong. Every person around them is aware of this fact and they don't even try to hide it.
A person can be called a gaimon, and they can also commit a gaimon.

Dude, this guy's opinion is so wrong, I think he just pulled a gaimon.

Gaimon by justsomenibba June 3, 2020

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue

What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius

Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021

Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

neil gaiman 

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.

Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!

neil gaiman by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

Garmonbozia 

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.

The Man from Another Place : "Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

Garmonbozia by Man From Another Place April 9, 2009