A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.

*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*

Guided Missile by al3jandro November 17, 2011

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Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

Guided Missile by bigtones January 13, 2005

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Guided Missiles

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target

1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog

Guided Missiles by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003

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Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

Guided missile by SaniElet March 26, 2021

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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