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Guftos is a translation of gypsy used by the Greeks. It refers to a person without manners who usually begs in the streets, often violent and brown skinned. It is not racist, since it does not refer to the color of the person's skin, but to their manners, even though in some areas of Europe, every brown skinned beggar is a Guftos. An adolecsnt/Adult Guftos often has more than 5 children, since most governments in Europe pay them for each child they have.
He is such a Guftos! He got too tan in the beach this summer and keeps asking for money since he forgets his own.
Guftos by Hmanasou23 July 28, 2021
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Gutos um ser imaginário que aportou aqui em Santo André
1 - Você leva um jeito gutos de ser
2 - Depois vejo isso
GUTOS by Legend Hunter January 19, 2005
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Guttostripe 

Loud noisy slags who play skeng and other voacious music at all hours of he day and night. These people ae the lowest of the low and force their neighbours to evacuate their flats and relocate to their cars. Thy ae selfish, inconceivably so!
I do not exect to be disturbed weekly by people I can only assume to be low life guttostripes, if you continue to show such selfishness and disespects go and live somewhere else with people of your own kind!
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Guitosexual 

1. to be sexually attracted to guitars and/or the people that play them
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)
1. I'm a guitosexual and that is a sexy guitar.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.
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gufosmfrb 

Pronounced: goo - fos - mmm - ferb, offically. pronouncing gufosmfrb (goo-fos-mmm-ferb) as goofosmorphbin will cause another person to feel gufosmfrb. it is not gufosmfrb at this point. (this is called the gufosmfrb/goofosmorphbin paradox.)

covers all emotions. it is the emotion that you feel when there is no other explanation. gufosmfrb will be there to reverse your tears. gufosmfrb is crying upwards. gufosmfrb is everything, originating from a keysmash
i simply gufosmfrb when i watch a phil swift ad

"jump in the cadillac! >:("
"oh...gufosmfrb!"

when i see meme man i feel pure unfiltered gufosmfrb

tony geftos

the most beautiful news man on 13-ABC action news in Toledo, Ohio.
"Damn, did you see Tony Geftos on the news today?"
"Yeah, he was so hot that I creamed my pants!"
tony geftos by bigboybob489 August 11, 2021
Scummy guys from Guatamala who live next door. They think all redheads are Lindsay Lohan.
Those damn guatos are screaming "It's Lindsay Lohan" out the window to my redheaded friend again.
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