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Gurney Girl
Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?
A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?
A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021
Related Words
Gufney • Gurney • Guffey • Güney • gurney journey • Gutney • gifney • guffey butt • Guffeyed • guffey gaze
Gunney
Gunney by Mother Fuckeet July 28, 2003
Güney
1. Turkish for South
2. Name of a Turkish hero who according to the greatest Turkish legend ever, freed ancient Turkey of pirates, thiefs and barbarians. He first appeared in the south of the country in a time of despair and need. Because of that, the people named him 'Güney'. Its mostly used for important, wise, good-hearted and strong men.
2. Name of a Turkish hero who according to the greatest Turkish legend ever, freed ancient Turkey of pirates, thiefs and barbarians. He first appeared in the south of the country in a time of despair and need. Because of that, the people named him 'Güney'. Its mostly used for important, wise, good-hearted and strong men.
Güney by Dr. Trazom August 17, 2004
Dick Gurney
Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
Dick Gurney by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015
Robbing the gurney
To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
Robbing the gurney by chico1181 November 22, 2010
guney
He is such a guney
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