Guanito
Guanito by jdkenfejkfner September 24, 2019
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GUAPITOS
Mateo, loan me some GUAPITOS so I can run in the packey and grab some trizzows and a couple strapplebones!
GUAPITOS by Mizzlebone November 17, 2021
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Gusanito
An endeering term to describe shady, scared and mischievous people. Spanish translation - Worm/Caterpillar.
He cheated on his fiance on the night of his bachelor party. What a little gusanito.
Skydiving is fun! Don't be a little gusanito.
The students left a tack right side up on the professors chair. Those little gusanitos.
Skydiving is fun! Don't be a little gusanito.
The students left a tack right side up on the professors chair. Those little gusanitos.
Gusanito by cowabunga7 March 17, 2011
Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers
A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019
Granito
Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.
He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?
Granito by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011
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