Guanito

A synonym for a sex god, a man who is able to make you cum just by looking at you.

You look so guanito today

by jdkenfejkfner September 24, 2019

GUAPITOS

Mexican slang for GUAP.

Mateo, loan me some GUAPITOS so I can run in the packey and grab some trizzows and a couple strapplebones!

by Mizzlebone November 17, 2021

Granito

to blatantly take one person's work and reproduce it for monetary gains without giving credit to the original creator of said work.

Look up Rob Granito Is A Fraud on Facebook, ALmost 3000 people and growing!

Man, I saw your work at the convention, some other dude was selling it!

You've been granito'd!

by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011

guapito

Diminutive of the Spanish word, guapo. "Cutie."

"What are you up to, guapito?"

by Leannan May 8, 2009

Gusanito

An endeering term to describe shady, scared and mischievous people. Spanish translation - Worm/Caterpillar.

He cheated on his fiance on the night of his bachelor party. What a little gusanito.

Skydiving is fun! Don't be a little gusanito.

The students left a tack right side up on the professors chair. Those little gusanitos.

by cowabunga7 March 17, 2011

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.

Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019

Granito

Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.

He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?

by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011