Guani

A Filipino slang term for penis/cock/dick

Filipino: Gusto kos imong Guani

English: I want your Guani

by Tonboi June 12, 2016

On Guani

On Guani is a phrase that is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to other phrases such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Guani

by KingManny August 3, 2022