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Guani

A Filipino slang term for penis/cock/dick
Filipino: Gusto kos imong Guani

English: I want your Guani
by Tonboi June 12, 2016
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On Guani

On Guani is a phrase that is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to other phrases such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Guani
by KingManny August 3, 2022
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Aiden Granitz

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019
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goanimate

an website meant to be used for online animations (which are ironically animated with flash), but is mostly mistaken by people to be an center for animated grounded videos.
Example of an normal grounded video on goanimate: YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 393904003050 YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
by johnjacky February 13, 2015
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gania

Gania means rich and generous. Gania is the most beautiful girl u will ever meet, Gania is friendly, funny, amazing and quite attractive. A Gania has beautiful eyes and eyelashes and a hela personality.
Gania is awsome.
by Gania July 12, 2017
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ganiyat

Ganiyat is a very pretty lady that is fair to look at. She is kind,intelligent and fun to be with. If you know a Ganiyat,you have known a goddess.
I need a Ganiyat in my life
by Dazzling Dazzy February 4, 2020
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Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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