Guamson

A Giraffe of a human.
Often gets mistaken as being homeless from his look and stench he carries with him wherever he goes.

Guamson will claim he can cook a 5 star meal but really struggles to butter his own toast.

Omg!! That girl is stuck in a burning building 3 story’s up, we need a guamson

by Bookworm69 January 3, 2024