Guacacole
Guacacole by mikeyperls January 8, 2011
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Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
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Guacamole nigga toilet
A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020
Guacamole nigga penis
A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
Skai Jackson:
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Guacamole nigga penis by Gappies July 5, 2020
Guacamoleniggapenis
To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Guacamoleniggapenis by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019
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