So it's pretty much the best last name ever.
If you have it you're an AMAZING person.
If you're NOT a Gruetzmacher your jealous of them and want to be one.

Gruetzmachers love, have fun, and are hilarious. <3

I like that girl, she's defiantely a Gruetzmacher.

Gruetzmacher by That one Balla June 26, 2008

Grumit

A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.

GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"

Grumit by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010

Grimetastic

When something someone does or says is so grimey, but so funny at the same time.

George:

"Pedro just pissed on his girl while she was passed out. You had to be there, it was grimetastic."

Grimetastic by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Grumeau shower

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.

Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!

Grumeau shower by Beep12345 December 15, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026