Grumet

Those weird kids at every school that are a mix between skater, punk, goth, and anime nerds. Sometimes wear tails or ears.

Those kids are so strange. they're not really skaters, punks, goths, or anime nerds... they're GRUMETS!

Grumet by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011

grumstrup 

a mentally retarded boy, that though his gender, suffers from great daddy issues, because his mom is a dude.

so your mom is called michael? you are such a grumstrup....

grumstrup by datdj May 6, 2013

grumptard 

A grumpy and retarded person

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time

grumptard by PitaBread January 20, 2008

Gruetzmacher 

So it's pretty much the best last name ever.
If you have it you're an AMAZING person.
If you're NOT a Gruetzmacher your jealous of them and want to be one.

Gruetzmachers love, have fun, and are hilarious. <3

I like that girl, she's defiantely a Gruetzmacher.

Gruetzmacher by That one Balla June 26, 2008

Grumit 

A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.

GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"

Grumit by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010

Grimetastic 

When something someone does or says is so grimey, but so funny at the same time.

George:


"Pedro just pissed on his girl while she was passed out. You had to be there, it was grimetastic."

Grimetastic by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Grumeau shower 

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.

Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!

Grumeau shower by Beep12345 December 15, 2009