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The weirdest group of kids at a high school. Often known as dork, weirdo, and the like. These kids are the kind that would have star wars lightsaber fights or pretend gun battles in the hallways and get in everyone's way. Grummets are the lowest caste of the High School social ladder. They wear gamer tees and are often covered in acne as a result of rare exposure to the outdoors. They socialize amongst themselves because they are rejected by the upper levels of the social ladder due to their awkward or weird demeanors. All grummets talk about is the latest development in their game of dungeons and dragons, Minecraft, and other such activities. They are often immature, anti-social, and what most individuals would consider weird. They are in all aspects the polar opposite of a Prep.
"Oh man, this pack of grummets is a waste of oxygen"
Grummet by MidwayHS February 13, 2014
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and awkward person with no life... usually wears gamer tees and has ratched hair.
Grummet by Harrystyleswife October 6, 2012
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A superior Minecraft factions play well know in the 2015-2019 communities. Very smart and well rounded player, he grinds, cannons, pvps, leads a successful factions, and gets many eGirls. As Co Leader of Abzya, he helped carry the demons to many map victories under his reign, and whenever he leaves they seem to lose maps. One does not want to play against Grummet!
“Yo who’s playing next vanity reset?
“I heard Grummet is playing bro”
“Shit bro we should probably drop from comp..”
Grummet by Carpetbombings December 6, 2019
Surfer slang (although also extends to other boardsports, and surf sports) for a young surfer. Can also be used to refer to children in general, although usually they have some association with surfing/etc.

Although usually there is no ill-meaning behind the term, it is often used to poke fun at younger surfers. It can sometimes be used as a derogatory term when younger surfers are annoying, bad or otherwise difficult.

It is frequently abbreviated to grom.
On a beach crowded with children: "Where did all the grommets come from?"
Grommet by Princess Bitch-Face June 11, 2006
Something that Jontron doesn't understand.
"Grommet this, grommet that, thE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?"
Grommet by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 18, 2018

grimmett 

Slang For Extremly Large Dick.
Man My boyfriend's grimmett is soo big and meaty, he got me wet within a second.
grimmett by Lili and Lily January 3, 2009

wrinkle grommet 

(noun) the anus. see starfish.
After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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