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The weirdest group of kids at a high school. Often known as dork, weirdo, and the like. These kids are the kind that would have star wars lightsaber fights or pretend gun battles in the hallways and get in everyone's way. Grummets are the lowest caste of the High School social ladder. They wear gamer tees and are often covered in acne as a result of rare exposure to the outdoors. They socialize amongst themselves because they are rejected by the upper levels of the social ladder due to their awkward or weird demeanors. All grummets talk about is the latest development in their game of dungeons and dragons, Minecraft, and other such activities. They are often immature, anti-social, and what most individuals would consider weird. They are in all aspects the polar opposite of a Prep.
"Oh man, this pack of grummets is a waste of oxygen"
Grummet by MidwayHS February 13, 2014
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and awkward person with no life... usually wears gamer tees and has ratched hair.
Grummet by Harrystyleswife October 6, 2012
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A superior Minecraft factions play well know in the 2015-2019 communities. Very smart and well rounded player, he grinds, cannons, pvps, leads a successful factions, and gets many eGirls. As Co Leader of Abzya, he helped carry the demons to many map victories under his reign, and whenever he leaves they seem to lose maps. One does not want to play against Grummet!
“Yo who’s playing next vanity reset?
“I heard Grummet is playing bro”
“Shit bro we should probably drop from comp..”
Grummet by Carpetbombings December 6, 2019
Surfer slang (although also extends to other boardsports, and surf sports) for a young surfer. Can also be used to refer to children in general, although usually they have some association with surfing/etc.

Although usually there is no ill-meaning behind the term, it is often used to poke fun at younger surfers. It can sometimes be used as a derogatory term when younger surfers are annoying, bad or otherwise difficult.

It is frequently abbreviated to grom.
On a beach crowded with children: "Where did all the grommets come from?"
Grommet by Princess Bitch-Face June 11, 2006
"Grommet this, grommet that, thE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?"
Grommet by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 18, 2018

grimmett 

Slang For Extremly Large Dick.
Man My boyfriend's grimmett is soo big and meaty, he got me wet within a second.
grimmett by Lili and Lily January 3, 2009

wrinkle grommet 

(noun) the anus. see starfish.
After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet
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