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grouting 

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013
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Grouting 

To have sex with, bang or fuck, in any orrifice.
Did you bang that chick last night?

Yeah, I was grouting her all night.
Grouting by Unipuna November 30, 2009
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grouting 

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.
Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.
grouting by Mikee T September 21, 2006

Grouting 

Bang either man or woman in butt, blow load in ass, tell partner to spray cum and whatever else out of ass onto your face.
Give me a good grouting!
Grouting by Junglejim46 July 25, 2009

grouting tile 

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

Grooting 

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
Grooting by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
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