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Grookie

The act of shitting on a flat surface;this making a flat disc of fecal matter on the surface. Usually done as an act of vengeance or malice.
Winston: Dude, Amber pisses me off so much!
Lola: Yeah, she is mean to everyone. That's why I took a large grookie on her porch railing.
by Austyp December 29, 2021
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Grookie

I love eating fresh grookie, but it probably isn’t very sanitary.
by grookieluvr March 20, 2023
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gookietown

A place where one can find inner peace and tranquility
Hey man, that dank you gave me took me straight to gookietown.
by Iamgookie January 8, 2015
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Grookey

A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019
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gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.
Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!
by lola.mkv April 28, 2020
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Glookie

This term originates in Chicago and is used to describe a mixture of cum, urine, and fecal matter put into a small container (usually a toothpaste bottle) that will then be used to projectile target it’s victims
“Ah bruh my homie just got jumped I’m getting the glookie ready and we gon fire on they bitch ass tomorrow
by Certified Negro May 11, 2022
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gookie

n.- A face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes. It was originally made by a cigar roller named Gookie and was made famous by Adolf (Harpo) Marx.
O O
( U ) A Gookie looks somewhat like this letter face.
by Schnackelfratz October 20, 2006
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